Keeping with tradition, the Beauty Bug presents Oscar by Numbers,and for the record – She was quite underwhelmed and for the most part, unimpressed.
3 – The number of Beauty Bug Approved (BBA) dresses – Maggie Gyllenhaal, Lisa Ling, and Jada Pinkett (not crazy about the color though)
4 - The number of times The Beauty Bug smirked and thought about Abagail Breslin thinking back on her choice of dress and laughing – sort of like the way you do with a year book photo. The Beauty Bug really had hoped she would win.
8.5 – The number of times The Beauty Bug was creeped out by Nicole Kidman – she looks artificially perfect – like she’s a wax figure or something. Just unnatural.
1 – Best makeup – Rachel Weisz. The Beauty Bug will forgive Rachel for her dress selction, and just focus on her makeup. She was just absolutely flawless – beautiful lipstick and the perfect accompanying eye makeup.
10 – The number of times The Beauty Bug commented that Helen Mirren looked better than most women there – women half her age.
5.5 – The number of times The Beauty Bug was distracted by Ellen’s white patent leather tuxedo shoes.
17 – The number of times the nominees in the Best Supporting Actress Category thought to themselves “A former American Idol contestant just robbed me of an Oscar.” Yes, I think we’re all a bit sick of Jennifer Hudson – The Beauty Bug sure is.
2 – The number of women wearing particularly unflattering dresses; Kate Winslet and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Too Many to Count - The number of women who could have been potentially named worst dressed. Where do I begin? Kirsten Dunst? Anne Hathaway? Jennifer Hudson and her neck accessory from Alice in Wonderland? Meryl Streep? (when does she look good?) Cameron Diaz? Jennifer Lopez?