Breaking News…

mk2.JPGThis just in…CNN got to the bottom of this story that has had people everywhere scratching their heads. People all over the world will be able to finally sleep tonight.

They have uncovered the truth of why Mary-Kate Olsen won’t smile.

The Beauty Bug kids you not, this story is currently on CNN’s front page, billed as “popular news” right below headline news. The Beauty Bug is speechless.

Apparently it’s because she doesn’t want to be photographed. And all along The Beauty Bug thought that she just a miserable, starving person…

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