Best Oscar Tweets
The Beauty Bug spent Oscar evening being tortured by Billy Crystal’s tired song and dance (as well as his new face), picking apart the red carpet fashions and scouring Twitter for the night’s best Tweet’s. Below are sampling.
Has Joan Rivers had some work done? #Oscars
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) February 26, 2012
No, but it bugs me when they spell “WEAR” wrong. RT @MissKellyO Question does it bug you when people where sunglasses on the carpet? #oscars
— a milania parody (@TheFauxMilaniaG) February 26, 2012
Watching #ERedCarpet and a chick brags about her dress being made with “cruelty free” silkworms. Where’s Nell Carter? #gimmeabreak
— JD Harmeyer (@jdharm) February 26, 2012
Why are most of these publicists fat? Celeb stress? No time to workout? #ERedCarpet
— Forever 20Somethings (@forever20tweets) February 26, 2012
My money is on Adele for everything. #Oscars
— a milania parody (@TheFauxMilaniaG) February 26, 2012
Gwyneth Paltrow is sexy dressed as an egg-white omelet.
— Wesley Morris (@Wesley_Morris) February 27, 2012
You should stay away from nun dresses when you’re only 20. #girlfrimthedescandants #Oscars #Eredcarpet
— N C (@prgirl73) February 26, 2012
oh goodie. billy crystal has some “surprises” in store for us tonight. maybe a soliloquy on how he’s irrelevant to acting? #Oscars
— a milania parody (@TheFauxMilaniaG) February 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/VanityFair/status/173917935637762048
Sasha made an ash of Seacrest
— Derek LLoyd Saathoff (@dsaathoff) February 27, 2012
Just to demonstrate how much like high school E! is: After Cohen struck, all of Ryan Seacrest’s coworkers are audibly cackling at him.
— Wesley Morris (@Wesley_Morris) February 27, 2012
Oh, crinomy, Ryan. Borrow Glenn Close’s green tux and get on with it, already.
— Jane Larkworthy (@WmagJane) February 27, 2012
I have the same earrings JLo is wearing! I wonder if her’s are from Claire’s too. #oscars
— Alyssa Hertzig (@alyssahertzig) February 27, 2012
Sandra Bullock just said we’re “having sexy times tonight”. Right said, Fred. #oscars #ERedCarpet
— Thrillist (@Thrillist) February 27, 2012
A reminder: Your TV probably has a non HD channel you can see Billy Crystal on. #Oscars
— Jose Arroyo (@seethingwithjoy) February 27, 2012
oh i see some paint drying in the living room. fascinating. #oscars
— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) February 27, 2012
There’s no contest — it is moi! #BestDressed #Oscars
— Miss Piggy (@MuppetsStudio) February 27, 2012
Someone should tell Billy his face is dead. #Oscars #tweetroast
— marc maron (@marcmaron) February 27, 2012
Not into Filly Crystal’s new FACE
— Amber Katz (@Glambr) February 27, 2012
Angelina Jolie has one thing in her mind : “I want to adopt Octavia Spencer”
— Delia Langan Jewelry (@ShopDeliaLangan) February 27, 2012
If the Academy had a sense of humor, The Artist would’ve won best Sound Editing.
— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) February 27, 2012
DID YOU SEE ME!?
— JLosNipple (@JLosNipple) February 27, 2012
Brad & Angelina look like Ken & …home wrecker Barbie. #princessprobz #Oscars
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) February 27, 2012
Remember when this happened? Via @MTVNews: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Dictator Spills Ashes on Ryan Seacrest at #Oscars on.mtv.com/zBv5pN
— MTV (@MTV) February 27, 2012
How much does the Academy pay George Clooney for playing “The Interested Attendee” in all these cut-aways? #oscars
— Andrew Fitzgerald (@magicandrew) February 27, 2012
holy crap. this circus so late performance is amazing. #Oscars
— Ben Morton (@NashvilleBen) February 27, 2012
if i were a presenter, i’d lie about the winner and then scream “JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLZ!!!!” and see how many people laughed. #oscars
— a milania parody (@TheFauxMilaniaG) February 27, 2012
Emma Stone looks absolutely stunning in Lindsay Lohan’s former career. #Oscars
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) February 27, 2012
Someone needs to have “the talk” with Morgan Freeman about the earring. #Oscars
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) February 27, 2012
The Artist wins Best Score. Duh. #Oscars
— Movies On Demand (@MoviesOnDemand) February 27, 2012
Don’t forget about me!!
— Angelina Jolie’s Leg (@AngiesRightLeg) February 27, 2012
